The Signs in Love: What to Expect Based on Astrology
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) If there's an Aries in a relationship, you can be sure they are the one driving the bus, so to speak. If you are brave enough to marry and procreate with this sign, his or her bossiness is not without its advantages... they will quickly take charge of the finances and child-rearing, leaving you to sit back, relax and play the good cop. Don't waste your breath arguing with a ram because they will never, not even under punishment of death, admit to being wrong.
Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) The bull is a very hardworking and romantic partner. They will put lots of effort into wining, dining and pampering you before (quickly!) sweeping you off your feet and straight into bed. Their wooing skills are so advanced (as are their moves in the sack), you won't even feel guilty about not waiting until the third date to do the dirty on their luxurious, 600 thread count, Egyptian cotton sheets. It takes a lot to anger the bull, but if you do wave that red cape and make them see red, beware: you will wind up feeling like a losing matador who got speared in the gut with a horn.
Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) If you believe variety is the spice of life, date a Gemini, because you'll rarely get the same person twice. You can literally take the twins anywhere and be sure that whichever side you get will make you look good... they are super charming and as comfortable chatting up heads of state as they are your drunk uncle at family functions. Arguments may seem to crop up out of nowhere and rapidly escalate, but they won't last long because Gemini simply doesn't possess the attention span necessary to hold a grudge.
Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 22) If you crave commitment and loyalty, fall in love with a crab. You can also expect to save money while dating because these homebodies (who also crave loads of physical attention both in and out of bed, btw) take Netflix and chill to the next level. More free-spirited air and fire signs should think twice before dating a Cancer because once they latch on with their tenacious claws and start taking care of you, you might soon feel a tad mothered and/or smothered. When two crabs hook up, it will take a search and rescue team (or the jaws of life) to pry these two hermits out of the one cozy shell that they will start sharing from the second or third date on.
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22) With their regal manner and well-coiffed mane, it's easy to spot a Leo during mating season. You may get frustrated with the amount of praise and attention a Leo requires (as well as with how long it takes them to get ready), but as far as they are concerned, they are worth the effort. If you do choose to make the effort, they will make you proud both at home and out on the town... your abode and partner will always look and feel fabulous. If you piss them off or worse, neglect them, be prepared to quickly hear the words, "Thank you, next!"
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) Virgos are quite self-sufficient and do not need a romantic partner the way other, less self-assured, signs do. They refuse to settle and are the most likely to marry later in life, if ever. In times of discord their inability to put themselves in your shoes or see any POV but their own may leave you feeling exasperated. Oh, and speaking of shoes, don't even think about touching theirs (or anything else that belongs to them). Things will go much more smoothly in the relationship if you stick to separate closets and bathrooms.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22) Libra lovers tend to be a bit high-maintenance and you may catch them flirting with everyone in the room (including your bff)... but it's all in good fun (it's not their fault they were born with both looks and charm, is it?). They can be demanding at home as well, wanting things done a very particular way. On the plus side, you can sit back and relax while they get sh*t done like no other. You'll never have to do the dishes or laundry again, because they are happy to do it -the correct way- themselves. Take a shower (and use hand sanitizer) before bed and the scales will be balanced highly in your favor.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 22) The mysterious ways of Scorpio are almost always super sexy and alluring, but their steely exoskeletons can be tough to crack (it may take you years or decades to get the 4-1-1 on their exes, let alone figure out what makes them tick). You might not be able to tell by looking at them, but in bed even the nerdiest of Scorps are the super freaks that Rick James sang about in the 80s. If you do something to incur the wrath of a scorpion, brace yourself, because their verbal stings will leave your ego fifty shades of black and blue.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 22) A typical Sag is known for being the life of the party who never shies away from being the center of attention, but if you are the romantic target of the archer's arrow, they will boast even more about your awesomeness than they do their own. Be prepared to impress (and frequently be surrounded by) their very large circle of friends, or they'll quickly cut you loose and move on. Choose your date night activities carefully when wooing a Sag, because they are highly competitive and don't like to lose... you are more likely to wind up playing 52 pick-up alone than naked in bed with them if you beat them at strip poker.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 21) Caps have very high standards in all aspects of life, including when it comes to choosing a significant other. If you are wearing socks with sandals or have a grammatical error in your Tinder profile, they'll swipe left without batting an eye. Goats are overachievers, so you may spend a lot of evenings alone while they are making their mark professionally, but you'll have plenty of money (and time for great sex) when you retire early... which is a foregone conclusion thanks to their hard work and financial savvy.
Aquarius (Jan 22-Feb 18) Relationships with an Aquarius are like a low-maintenance houseplant... they require very little attention in order to thrive. They won't ask or care how many partners came before them, and they may be slow to respond to your texts, which might make them seem a bit detached or cold... but get them into bed and you'll find the opposite to be true. They will give you a very long leash, and you would be wise to reciprocate. Aquarians are easygoing and will put up with a lot, but if you are too needy, demanding or try to control them in any way, they will ghost your ass in a heartbeat.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) Like the other two water signs, a Pisces in love has a tendency to be highly emotional and a tad melodramatic at times. They are most likely to have read the Kama Sutra and practice yoga (both of which prove beneficial between the sheets), but your romantic experience with a Pisces depends on which fish you wind up sharing a bed with. Every Pisces is warm and sensual... until you forget their birthday or make them jealous... only then will you truly understand the expression "cold as a fish".
Before becoming a professional psychic medium, Beth taught high school French, Spanish, Italian and ESOL. In addition to conducting mediumship and general psychic readings across the country and abroad, she is also conducts paranormal investigations and offers psychic development mentoring for adults and children. Her book, Madame Medium: Unleash Your Inner Psychic with a French Teacher Turned Psychic Medium , was written to help others uncover and hone their own intuitive abilities. Beth lives just outside of Baltimore, Maryland, with her husband, Scott, their dog, Waffle, and their resident house spirit.
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