Quarantine Astrology: How Does Each Sign Cope?
What to expect from the peeps you are shut in with, based on when they were born. As always, if the birthday falls on a cusp (within a few days of the sign before or after), read both because you’re probably a combo! Aries (Mar 21-Apr 20) Organizes local toilet paper & hand sanitizer drive. Also takes charge of distribution, before leading the posse in charge of rounding up all known hoarders and marching them to the gallows. Taurus (Apr 21-May 21) Doesn’t quit working until fully mandated by law... and is the last to leave the office. Swings by gourmet grocer & liquor store on the way home (if this is potentially their last meal, the bull refuses to settle for anything less than surf, turf & champagne). Gemini (May 22-Jun 21) Parties like it’s 1999 at the prospect of two weeks off work. Quickly slips into a depression when they realize what a huge damper this quarantine thing will put on their social life. Logs more facetime hours than all the other signs c...